happens when you come home from a business trip to discover
that your ex-husband is using your mansion to make porn
movies with your former secretary? You do your best not
kill them — at first.
makes every attempt to have Stewart evicted, but he’s done
his damnedest to tie everything up in red tape until she’s
beyond the point of desperation. When she stumbles into a
store called Demons R Us and winds up taking home an ancient
tome, it’s seems like a good idea to summon some demonic
muscle to get her out of this fix.
Asmodai and Ilbris are just what she needs to get the job
done. It doesn’t hurt that they’re gorgeous either. Throw
in a wagon load of hotter-than-hell sex, and Vicky is half
way there. Provided they can throw Stewart and his sleazy
crew out without doing permanent injury to anyone.
Demons R Us is diabolically funny and loaded with
enough double-demon-on-girl action that Vicky, Asmodai and
Ilbris could have shot their own porn flick. Although the
overall themes are familiar, Ms. Gaines gets an A+ for her
delivery and sheer naughtiness.
losers, chivalrous demons, brainless skanks, and a
big-hearted businesswoman combine, simmer and boil over into
an erotically charged romantic comedy. The finale is old
school sweetness all around. I give this story the
“pitchfork up” sign for a blazingly devilish frolic
featuring two sizzling males that show the heroine why Hell
is still the hottest place to be.