Well it said ‘looking good is the best
revenge”. If this is true then Maisy had the perfect plan.
After months of dieting and a total makeover, Maisy set out
to get revenge against her cheating lowdown dog of an
ex-husband, but he cheated her out of that too. The bastard
has a heart attack and dies while cheating on his new wife
who happens to be the woman he cheated on Maisy with.
Attending the funeral wasn’t a total loss as Maisy got to
tell off the home wrecker who seduced and stole her no good
husband in the first place. As well she met Keller, the most
beautiful man she has ever seen.
Even though she’s no longer the
overweight, plain Jane married to a man who made her feel
worthless, the ‘new’ Maisy found it hard to believe someone
as beautiful and sexy as Keller would be interested in her.
When she discovered he’s the home wrecker’s brother her mind
was telling her to run but her libido wasn’t listening.
Absolutely Not had me
going from chuckling to out loud laughing throughout the
entire book. Daisy Dexter Dobbs has a crazy sense of humor
and I love that in an author. Maisy and Keller’s attempts
to get together result in some funny, sometimes embarrassing
and cringe inducing situations thanks to their own antics
and the interference of friends and family. Norman, whom I
loved, Rudy, Big Willy and Sharon the husband stealer and
their own romantic and not so romantic side stories added to
the hilarity of Absolutely Not. This is a
great read for anyone looking for something fun to brighten