After yet another lousy holiday party,
Anora Snow is driving home in a blizzard when her vehicle is
magically transported into another dimension and hit by a
team of reindeer. The driver, Sahn-Tah Kelas, saves the
injured woman by taking her home to his Workshop. When
Anora finally awakens, she learns that the tall, hunk of
elven goodness is Santa Claus, which convinces her that the
bump on her head is making her hallucinate. All her
preconceived notions about the North Pole and elves are shot
down. Not only is she madly attracted to Sahn, he canít seem
to resist her either.
Viola Grace has her delightfully impish
way with the legend of old St. Nick, except in The
Oldest Elf heís a towering sex machine from the
faery realm. Throw out all of your visions of the round and
grandfatherly Santa Claus image, it doesnít belong here.
Anoraís and Sahnís hotter-than-a-chimney antics should have
melted all the ice! If thatís not naughty enough for you,
just imagine the Workshop overflowing with beautiful elf men
deprived of feminine company, all too eager and happy to
show their appreciation. Although Anora was content to
unwrap Sahn-Tah, it still didnít keep her from salivating.
There are tons of surprises (including
guest appearances) along with fun and fresh explanations for
how Sahn and his workers got stuck in a job with no pay and
no benefits for centuries. If you think the phonetic
spelling of Santaís name is inventive, wait until you find
out the reindeer secrets. Last, but not least, I got to see
first hand how Santa Claus makes his rounds.
I know the holidays are over but itís
never too late to indulge in the spirit that lingers and
keeps on giving. The Oldest Elf has all the
right touches to make it a humorous and enchanting tale of
love around that most wonderful time of the year.