Living as a vampire is just not fun for me.  Sure, I no longer need to bite people and drink their blood – yuck! But living in a crypt without any modern conveniences just sucks, pardon the pun.  And don’t get me started on getting laid – that’s just not happening lately.  But finding that hot Texan has opened my eyes to more than what I’ve been missing in the sack…

Things That Go Bump is a wonderfully witty tale about a vampire in New Orleans who is unhappy with his lot in life.  Kiernan Kelly will have you rolling your eyes and laughing out loud at the antics of the vampires and the follies of falling behind the times.  Things That Go Bump is a great read for a day when a good laugh is just what you need.